If I stood out in the rain and got soaked, I'd call myself WET.
If I lay in the sun way too long, I'd call myself BURNT.
If I walked into a wall because I wasn't looking where I was going, I'd call myself TOOPID.
If I dropped a hammer on my foot, I'd call myself, HURT.
When I play with colors and shapes and frits, and this is the result, I call the bead
UGLY.
What else can I say?