Silent Blog - How Many Ways Can Spike Sleep?

You tell me.

Ode From a Human to Her Dog Who Thinks He's a Puppy!

From Her:
It must be nice to be a dog
and sleep the evening away.
That is until 2:30 or 3 AM
When you decide you need to---
Whatever!
But, I know you really want a
T-R-E-A-T
or an ear rub
or a walk
or a toy you can reach
or a massage
or some loving,
Did I already say a T-R-E-A-T or an ear rub?
But at that hour, we'd rather be sleeping,
So,
No more
Barking,
Whining,
Moaning,
Groaning,
or Begging,
Or I will get the Fly Swatter!
So just let me sleep!

From the D-O-G!

Why are my humans so darned upset?
I don't get it, I really don't.
They give me food.
They give me water,
and I need those things,
but right now what I really need is:
A treat,
An Ear rub,
A Belly rub,
A Blanket,
A Toy that I can reach
but it smells just like my human when she tosses it.
More food,
More water,
More loving,
A massage.
A Walk,
Did I say ear rub?
I want that squirrel in the back.
Oh, look, I see a cat.
If she'd just give me
What I want,
When I want it,
How, I want it,
Well, Life could be so simple.
So I try to tell her,
I just love her,
but what do I hear?
Fly Swatter!
I don't know what that is,
but it can't be good,
So I go to bed and sleep
until she wakes me up with that smile that says,
"I'm getting even with you!"
But, I do have to go potty,
And I see a squirrel in the yard,
I'll get my food when I come in,
I'll get my treat, too.
I get everything I want,
I just don't get the problem!

The Rain Changed to Snow!

Yesterday, we had rain. It was a nice day. There wasn't a lot of rain, but there was enough rain to keep me happy. During the night, things changed over to snow. This is what I woke up to this morning. It really is pretty, but then, it's the first snow. The roads are good. That helps. People forget how to drive in snow in the beginning. I don't think we even got an inch. That's okay, too, but there is a lot more coming from the north on other days. Those are good times to torch. Melting glass keeps me warm.






Anyway, this is a good snowfall. Most of it is almost melted now. I can't complain about that either. I feel like a nap now. I think I'll go try.
















Enjoy the snow!