You know how things happen when you least expect them.
You're walking along,
minding your own business,
The bus hit you hard in the face!
It happened to me that way.
I was minding my own business.
I was washing my hands in the bathroom sink.
I looked up.
I guess the light was just right.
I didn't see it, at first,
I wanted to run and hide.
I looked again to be sure.
Out of the corner of my eye,
there it was...
at least an inch long,
on my chinny chin chin.
OH. MY. GOODNESS. GRACIOUS. SAKES. ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was never going to happen to me.
It only happened to old ladies who were
really, really, really
I thought I was having a
I looked again.
It was, Oh, I don't think I can say the words,
Skin tags are one thing, but a
on my chin!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER, I SAY, NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I reached up and pulled it out with great force!
(I could have just used a pair of tweezers with less force, but this is so much more
My chin hurt.
I mean, it really hurt. I pulled too hard, but it was worth the pain.
THE. HAIR. WAS. GONE!
Now, daily, I watch for the return of this, this, this
on my chin.
I shall be vigilant!
If I see but a whisp it will be gone!!!
Gone, gone, gone,
I tell you!
I tell you!