There are 4 easy steps in this tutorial.
Take your food out of your dish and take it to one of your favorite beds in the house. (Yes, I did say ONE of your...)
Step 2: Lay down and eat your food leaving a trail of crumbs from the time you step into the living room until you reach one of your favorite beds.
Step 3: When you are caught by the pack leader (that's supposed to be me), maintain your innocence by hiding behind your expensive toy that also has food in it that you ignore, and lay down with an innocent look on your face.
Step 4: When your toy is moved out of the way, continue to hold the innocent look on your face and sigh. How could anyone be annoyed with that face? I have to admit it's hard to be annoyed, but someone has to vacuum!