Find your favorite blanket on the couch and claim your space.
Close your eyes and fall asleep.
When the human comes to take your picture,
keep your eyes closed and ignore the human.
When the said human moves to you to take your picture because you look so cute taking a nap,
only open one eye. Let the human know you are not happy to be wakened up.
Turn your head. Close your eyes. Ignore the human. Perhaps the human will move on to "It." It doesn't care.
It hogs the bed anyway.
Make sure that no one else can get on the bed with you. When the light is turned on, be sure to pretend you are asleep even if your eyes are open. It's not the kitties, so who cares? You have the bed and you don't have to share it with anyone.
When human is finally tired of taking "cute" pictures, wait until human is asleep. Pounce with all your might on human. If you can't sleep, then neither can the human.
That's how to take a nap!