Thursday, December 13, 2012
It's All About How You Handle Your Humans
When you get a treat you don’t like, spit it out because you will get a new one and the kind you like!
If you don’t want to do something, be sure to get on the couch and go to sleep. Then no one can make you do anything you don’t want to do.
If you want something, look into your human’s eyes with a look of love. It works every time.
Sleep every chance you get.
When you want your picture taken, pose. Humans think it’s cute when you do this. They will take pictures then leave you alone so you can sleep.
If you want to smell your human’s butt, you have to sneak up on them and then make it look like it was an accident. They don’t get mad at you then. I still don’t see the problem.
When you don’t want to play “where’s Pixie,” just let your human cover her eyes and give her a bump noses. After that things go back to normal and you can go back to sleep.
When your human makes you move from your comfortable place on the bed just to pull the covers up, get up and leave. Humans want you there, and they really don’t need covers. They will come and get you. You will get the warm place in bed, and they still won’t have covers!
When it snows outside, be sure to run in the snow. Humans like to see you run, then sneak around them to go in the house, especially if your feet are muddy. They are so happy because you were running they forget about the mud.
It’s all about how you handle your humans. Now, I need to sleep.